that’s a good point. Do your computers not have cameras?

*cries with tears only in one eye, but the other one*

I don’t know what emotion this is trying to convey but I appreciate it nonetheless

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” “Cycles” or “femboys” “Overclocks” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

HAHAHA HE LOOKS LIKE THE ANGRY RAIN FROG HAHAHAHA

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sex, or a relationship, house, and stable income?

I feel like being able to live for longer than a month if you get sick and can’t work is a WAY larger deal for mental health than if you can have sex once in a while.

I feel like I’ve heard this story every couple months for the past 3 years lol

how do you even come up with this? like what was the artist doing to even think of something this weird???

literally !19684@lemmy.blahaj.zone

that’s not bad for a bulshit machine

I went to the mental hospital about a month ago. It’s just queer & depressed people.

I mean, if they are actually monkeys who don’t know to type, some of them will still press keys once or twice. And if there’s infinite monkeys, they will still type it out.

oh, I see. Thanks!

1 + 1 = 2. I trust my elementary school math teacher

so that’s the “beer belly”?, interesting

idk about California but you practically need a car to live comfortably where I live (smaller FL town), if someone were to lose their license here they’d probably just keep driving and hope they don’t get caught. We don’t have busses, trains, etc. Hell we don’t even have a sidewalk to the nearest grocery store that’s ~2 miles away.

Gen X Molotov Cocktail

could you just upload a photo of the cover of a history book?
I don’t think we have many North Korean history books outside of your country so that would give credibility.

I don’t translate their memes, I mostly ignore them. but sometimes there’s a meme that’s close enough to English that I can understand it and those are hilarious