Melatonin helps me sleep the first four or so hours, then Zyrtec helps with the last four. You can take the Zyrtec any time since it’s a 24 hrs pill, but I try to take mine around bedtime. They don’t make me groggy or anything during the day, and they even help with mosquito bites!

Edit: Also Costco sells a year’s supply for the cost everyone else sells a month’s worth.

Actually if you want a serious answer, I usually try to apply force as close to the hinge as possible when opening and closing the lid. This way the full length of the screen isn’t acting as a lever multiplying the force on the relatively short span of the hinge mounting bracket.

I definitely agree this is too common a problem not to be by design.

Let the hate flow through you!

White olives aka Shelley Duvall

“Trytanium”

Swedish Dream Cookies straight out of the oven will work too!

I see The Road primarily, but I could also give a nod to The Road Warrior…

It really is a great apple! I’ve recently tried one for the first time. I can definitely recommend!

Also the licky fingers thing doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the people who dig their long, dirty fingernails into produce, and sometimes I don’t notice until I’ve already brought it home… Blehhh!

Got any horror stories or tips as an insider?

You get a bonus?

The stir fry ones are badass!

Cover the body with quicklime before burying…

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from…

If any country’s government spied on its own people as much as big business does in America, people would flip out. But in America, big business really is the government.

We are so fucked…

Electronic Arts started out so differently. The best, highest quality games, sold in album cases like vinyl records. They wanted to make their devs into rock stars. M.U.L.E., Seven Cities of Gold, Archon. Every game was innovative in every way.

Much later they’d changed, shifted toward the dark side, slipping way. But they still managed to bring us two of my favorite MMOs of all time: Motor City Online and Earth and Beyond.

MCO was online multiplayer Need For Speed with real classic American cars with real hot rod parts, the real engines, everything. I’ve not seen anything like it since. Hardly no one wants to pay to license real world cars any more. And you certainly don’t get the real engines with the real hot rod parts.

EAB was a crappy FPS but somehow 2D space game, but it had the best crafting and leveling system. You take things apart eventually learning how to build things. Player built stuff could possibly go was high as 200% quality so other players would want to buy your wares. The leveling system had three distinct lines: exploration, combat, and trade. Play the game how you wanted to having fun your way not how they think you should.

Anyway, EA killed them both, turned off the servers, refused to release the server code so player servers or single player modes were impossible. They sent me a coupon for their new Sims game, though.

So fuck EA. Haven’t bought a single one of their games since.

If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.

My current theory on the whole meme:

1. Someone in high school debate class is tasked with arguing in favor of Flat Earth theory or moon landings were faked.
2. Intrigued by the ease with which they manipulate people into believing outlandish concepts, they try talking people into believing more untenable ideas like “grip tape is much better at holding reaper pepper hot sauce on the surface of a dildo than barbed wire.”
3. Person finds that limits exist and tries to come up with something more reasonable – becomes champion for Arch Linux.
4. People take them seriously and it takes off…

DISCLAIMER: I have tried neither grip tape and hot sauce covered dildos nor Arch Linux but you get the concept I’m trying to convey I hope.

Hotburger squish squish

The missing two wolves implies something rather unpleasant about this particular meat vendor…

It is not hands that call us, but desire.