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Fan reaction when Marvel Rivals releases a new character.

Walking through an open door in a place you’re authorized to access is going to be a hard sell on a B&E conviction, but okay.

We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together

• Jimmy Carter, 1981

I don’t know; can you name three bears that women would feel safer with?

The sheer entitlement in this comment.

Please learn to paste links into archive.ph nobody wants to see your paywall.

The US Navy getting owned by a force that doesn’t have a fucking Navy is extremely funny.

If you want to give a gift that’s simultaneously very thoughtful AND a very shitty gift: buy him a pair of knee pads. Refuse to elaborate on why you bought them.

I wear tankies when it is hot out.

Web 3.0 is, more or less, what timeshares were to our predecessors. Here’s a thing you can theoretically use, but in practice, it’s useless and just cons you out of a ton of cash. And the theoretical thing will never actually exist.

Meanwhile, I am permanently banned from YouTube for uploading a 45 second clip of an episode of Star Wars Rebels as a private video to share with my kids, after we just (legally) watched it and they thought it was cool.

Such a good system.

They did. It’s true.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Your laptop desires are common, but unprofitable. Even if manufacturers charged twice as much for them, they’d lose out in the long run. Because you wouldn’t need to buy a new one every three years.

It’s the same problem that mobile phones have. Year after year, the number one complaint in consumer surveys is: “I want longer battery life!” It’s been like that for 20 years now. You’re never gonna see it. The battery having a short daily life—as well as a short lifecycle (before you have to bin the device because the battery isn’t replaceable)—is an intentional design choice. It ensures you keep buying The Coolest New Thing every few years. That’s money in the bank, baby!

of course it’s a fed, posting from feddit!

Nope this is a real cybertruck.

If you didn’t play EverQuest with Roger Wilco, don’t even talk to me about voice chat.

I made bootleg tapes for my friends. I remember Little Feat and The Band were pretty popular choices.

Today I learned: the “conspiracy theory” about the oil industry killing electric cars in the 90’s was absolutely true.