I don’t think Russia has ever had a positive naval experience in anger lmao

It’s literally the cutest expression of joy

Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine

This guy pisses in plants

Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

It’s yeast production on your dogs skin 🥰🐕

It’s weird when you see a random picture on the internet… And you know exactly where that photo was taken as you’ve been there before.

This one is one of those for me

Cabazon California… Just outside of the Palm Springs area.

About 1.5 hours SE of Los Angeles

Pro-tip: if you choose to wipe your ass with babywipes/gendered moist towellets… Don’t flush them.

Dicks out for the sun guys

My country got rid of the penny 😔

Solidarity!

I’m just sitting here wondering how tf they did this…

Did they put it in a bending brake?

Introducing… FaceTok

Is… is this supposed to be a meme?

Domo arigato Mr. Bepenbopenmann

For real. Usually these headlines are followed with “within 40km of each other”

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