Every time he opens his face sphincter.

WTF? I love gun regulations now!

-Republicans

And plans to increase federal spending at his shitty golf hotels

At press time, sources reported Cohen had reluctantly agreed to hire someone to threaten his own family in order to ensure his cooperation.

You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

They learned it from us.

Womps and Preyers🙏

Also, you should believe trump because he’s a shining beacon of truth and who’s honesty is beyond reproach.

One of the best parts of this story is Mr Art of the Deal, the master negotiator payed a porn star to keep quiet and she wrote book.

Defenders of rape

Champions of incest

Forced birth for child brides

This should be the boarding list for the next container ship to Sochi.

There’s going to be so much rape.

Republicans are so fucking weird. Trump’s disgraced third hooker wife has to host a fundraiser while her husband is being tried for committing criminal fraud while bribing a porn so they can collect campaign contributions from a group of people that the Republican Party intends to legislate out of existence.

Hahahaha even the bond is a fraud. Is there anything legitimate about Donald Trump? Is everything a fraud?

Nobody knows more about humiliating fiascos in Afghanistan than Russia.

The racist dog whistle is now a racist air raid siren.

He doesn’t want to mess up his hair and makeup… as alpha males do

Nothing can stop Donald Trump!!!

Except rain, wind, 3 degree ramps and bottled water.

Womps and Preyers 🙏

IOKIYAR

It’s ok if you’re a republican