Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

I’ll protect them with my life, as they tear it away from me.

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

This is the correct answer.

Those people being out of a job could very well be a blessing in disguise. If you work in retail long enough, you know what this means.

So accurate it hurts…

Imagine going up-hill in this bad boy. The workout is gonna be intense.

Breath of Fire was good shit. Always was, always will be.

Religion.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one thinking this.

Thank you for reminding about this one. I need to get back to playing it.

I thank you for thinking I’m smart enough to use Linux, but, homie, I’m Patrick trying to do a DIY project. I’m big dumb.

“The” is spelled correctly.

As someone who works in a grocery store (but not on the front end), I like how you’re assuming baggers only bag. I guess it depends on the company, but those poor bastards tend to have to bag, clear carts from the lot, sweep the store, clean the restrooms, clean spills around the store, among other tasks. All while receiving the lowest wage in the store.

No. I don’t think it’s still a thing, but look up Belle Delphine if you want to know about it.

To create cheap (overworked) labor to make a customer’s shopping experience better, in hopes of them coming back to spend more money.