My bank still raised my mortgage by 20% because apparently they can’t set up an escrow properly and apparently that’s my problem now.

This just happened to me, it’s because insurance for the year jumped 30%. 🤯 I don’t like it, but it’s difficult for the mortgage company to predict that kind of shit. You can change your insurance, and I went looking, but everything I found was even more expensive.

We need to just work on making our own. Then the Vulcans will find us.

Trump loves crypto now? Oh that will guarantee a win.

So… they think it will… vaccinate them?

“Botched” implies that this was done by mistake. This wasn’t done by mistake.

And birth control.

But he will always love his grandchildren, because surely they won’t ever espouse opinions he doesn’t like… right???

Denying yourself any semblance of joy and slaving away for 14 hours a day until your health is totally fucked - and he’s in his 20s! Oh but he scraped up an extra 60k.

I dunno about you guys, but sign me up!

Can they not anonymize these jurors due to Trump’s threatening behavior? Sequester them? For fuck’s sake, he’s putting their families at risk. Why’s he got to be in the courtroom for the selection process? Why do reporters have to be there? This is bullshit.

Do the gay vampires feed on chickens?

Yeah my whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear old granddad

Every one of these people:

Why would the Democrats do this?

OK, you’re right and I really hate that paradigm. But didn’t I hear something like these boats being led out of the bay are under the control of local crew (not company crew) until they get to open water? Also something about doing this without a tug escort? I wonder if there is more to this story other than yet another bad corporate actor.

Memes won’t change what will happen. He will get a stay from an appeals court, they will reduce the bond to a fraction of what it was and he will pay it and suffer almost no consequences

Edit: oh hey, I can predict the future would you look at that

Sadly, the author isn’t actually known.

I do OfferUp and Craigslist all the time. I have yet to meet anyone other than pleasant, helpful people. Knock on wood I guess.

Yeah, this is my 65-year-old aunt. Never got covid she says - and yet she’s been sick more than once since 2019. She just never tests - so she never gets covid! Easy!

This is the increasingly stupid part. The fuck are they gonna do when Christ gets back? He’s a straight up communist, they have no use for him. Hmm… I wonder.

ThIs Is GoOd FoR bItCoIn