That’s a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn’t dancing much more fun than bullying?

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Ah, gotcha. I hope you get there one day! Really, anywhere in the arctic is a great experience in itself.

There’s a ton of lakes in Nunavut that have no names, and a lot have islands, but I imagine you’re talking about this one which is unique in that it has a lake on the island. Which is in a lake. Which is on an island (Victoria island).

I’m not impossible that someone had been there though, it’s only about 200km from Cambridge Bay, and that terrain is actually quite flat and easy to travel over. They also travel all over Victoria island all the time hunting, lots of times very long distance, so it’s entirely possible someone has gone there.

Learning is great, especially when it costed nothing!

Do the other 20% just never go grocery shopping?!? I’m fortunate enough that food affordability isn’t an issue for me, but it would be very difficult not to notice that it’s significantly more expensive than it was pre-pandemic.

In my personal experience, Eppendorf pipettes are more accurate, but god damn Gilson Pipetman is so much better to use. Plus you can use them to measure volume, you can’t do that with Eppendorf.

My dog will not drink from his bowl unless he sees me dump out yesterday’s water in the morning and fill it up with fridge water. My mom keeps a bowl for the dogs at her house, and the other day she filled it with tap water. One dog drank it, Snobface McGee did not. When my mom dumped it and refilled it with fridge water he drank it. He’s my buddy though so I will always make sure he has fresh fridge water.

Pronounced “oñon”

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

“Two planes collided on a runway in Japan” is terrible journalism. This was not on a runway, this was during the pushback at the gate.

You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?

I’m sure Freddie Mercury gets whatever he wants.

I like the name.

Oh my god, I hate you so much.

(Not actually, to be clear. I do get it was sarcasm)

The random capitalization of letters mid-sentence drives me unreasonably crazy.