0/0 is undefined, not zero.

It was the Gamecube for me. I was like, “How the hell can a recent game like Metroid Prime be ‘retro’?” and then I realized if the game was a person It’d be old enough to drink… and then it got a remaster right after that realization.

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Jeez, did she (or more likely “she”) spam everybody?

I’d say it’s a given at this point.

Trump has offended pretty much all of our major trade partners, so we need a new market to sell US goods as well as replace our imports. As it just so happens, Russia desperately needs goods due to the sanctions and has a reduced manufacturing capacity as a result of marching all their young (and not so young) men into a meat grinder. And even though Putin is a backstabbing, murderous, KGB thug Trump knows that he won’t touch him, because Trump’s just too useful of a flunky.

Granted it’s a morally repugnant move, but when has that ever stopped Trump?

At least there are still some adults in the government.

Because of course they are. Fucking techbros.

Strategic for what? When would the government ever say “Damn… we must have Bitcoin now!”?

Ehh… I dunno. This could be the old power brokers letting the Doge pups know that they hold the real reins of power and the newcomers better play ball with them. I mean, that’d still be collusion, but more in a kiss the ring sort of way.

This is why we need to hand moderation over to AI! /s

It’s an old idea, you’d basically have a sleepover of uninfected individuals with a few infected individuals. The idea was you’d give everyone the disease at the same time, meaning the next time the disease came through you’d have unified immunity, rather than a mix some individuals being immune and some still being susceptible having avoided infection the last time. It’s better than nothing for disease control, but only just barely.

Of course, it became unnecessary with vaccines for the various diseases “treated” that way. Since with a vaccine you can gain immunity without actually having to catch the disease in question.

It’s a giant ponzi scheme currently propped up Tether printing imaginary money.

AI slop?

Edit: actually after a closer look, I retract that question mark. This is slop.

I assume that an adult finally sat him down and explained how bad the situation is in simple kid friendly terms.

Well, duh.

Trump has undermined the United State’s soft power to such an extent that it’s only my contempt of him that keeps me from thinking that it was deliberate. He’s burned decades of casting the US being the “Benevolent super power” so effectively that I don’t think we will recover in my lifetime.

Trump has handed the nations of the world to China on a… well silver and gold are kinda weak for what he’s done. I guess he’s handed China the world on a… Iridium plate?

“President of the United States acknowledges reality!” I hate that this is headline news in 2025.

As an American I apologize that right wing crazy has become our number one export.

Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off and his bones dissolve.

Agreed! Ukraine should keep all that Russian land they conquered.

Straight from High School senior to Senior advisor in the State Department.