This was almost the complete comment, answered all the questions it raised as I read along except one thing.

How wide can you spread your toes? I just checked and my fingers (without thumb) is ~18cm.

Helmet ball

Couldn’t it just be that they taste great?

Or are they eating them whole like an apple? That seems extreme.

Don’t be a cunt

But it would translate into higher premiums going forwards. Doesn’t seem like sustainable business practice.

For being a nonce no less!

I might be addicted to this stuff. For a brand readily available in supermarkets it is really good, delicious and hot.

It isn’t anything like tobasco though imo.

Still makes me cringe thinking about what we gave up.

Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.

I’m trying to square away what the difference is between this and George RR Martin reading Homer and Tolkien and others and then producing A Song of Ice and Fire…

Your analogy works. Very niche, but it works.

Does nobody here wear shirts to work?

My dad went for cumin instead of cinnamon for his apple crumble. Then he finished his whole bowl telling us it’s fine. Everyone obviously left theirs.

We’ve never let him live it down.

It’s too hard! Can you tell us?

Yes! I had totally forgotten about the instant pang of shock and anger I would feel when that happened.

What is a nearby harbour? I googled it but nothing came up.

We have them in the UK. They are equivalent quality coffees to the coffee shop they are branded with.

Not quite as nice as a decent non chain coffee shop and they only use cow milk, but they aren’t bad.

Not sure I agree with you that it was that bad, but I love the strength of your reaction.