Joe Rogan isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement of DMT

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I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

The Kinks are better than The Beatles

The Agricultural Revolution was a trap

If you think that’s bad imagine what dinosaurs think about dino nuggies

There’s a reason we castrate domesticated animals

I remember those days. Except back then you had the added challenge of finding space for it on your 1.2GB hard drive

More evidence I am a non-human male.

I can be at home, but it’s not until I’m in comfy pants, on the couch, with a drink in hand that I’m home

Plus a couple years in prison will make those stool pigeons start singing

Maybe nobody should be president and we work on ourselves for a while. Really self-actualize

I lived in prime Trump Country during 2016, and a couple people told me that they admired Bernie because he was honest and also hated billionaires.

Plus I had a few guys on the verge of staging a takeover of the local concrete plant until Der Kommissar pointed out that I was describing a socialist cooperative.

Blue collar dudes are surprisingly okay with leftist ideas if you don’t use the “bad words.” But if the group’s too big there will be someone from their Politburo who realizes what you’re talking about and starts hurling feces.

Biden could strip bare ass naked and do the entire Aristocrats joke while defecating on the Resolute Desk and it wouldn’t convince me to vote for anyone else.

Honestly, that would probably make me like him more.

The Aptera is exactly what I want in an electric car.

This is how I know it will never be built.

There’s a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there’s the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there’s a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard “omg a weird bear” cryptid.

There’s a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there’s the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there’s a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard “omg a weird bear” cryptid.

OTA software updates are a good thing, to be able to address service issues without having to go to a dealership. Previously, car computer updates had to be done with a USB stick.

Which I would vastly prefer over someone bricking my car remotely because some intern fat-fingered a command.

I named a sandwich after it. It’s bacon, avocado, mayo, and a fried egg on toasted bread. Looks ugly but it’s so good it’ll make you cry.