Haha, these Onion articles are getting really goofy.

Url is guardian.com

We are fucked, aren’t we?

I would say “no kinkshaming” here, but MAGAts feel no shame anyways.

Fritule.

We can only hope the dip keeps dipping.

This is basically a “are you old” questionaire.

What’s the matter Elon, did the mean NPC hurt your feefees?

I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3

Fake Nazi stuff.

So the inauguration Hitler salute was AI generated or what?

Remove the “don’t” from her statement and it becomes punk battlejacket patch worthy.

Try Balkan fast food, where you get a heapful of raw onions with your meal.

I understand the impetus behind RTFM - It happens when the user failed to do basic troubleshooting and expects others to do their thinking. Being blown off doesn’t feel great, but other people’s time is valuable, and in the end your system is your own responsibility.

15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Hear hear! It’s wild to see what Mac and Windows users put up with. The Linux experience may sometimes be cryptic and frustrating, but at least I know I’m not paying for the privilege of being shat on by a large corporation.

Flatpak is love, flatpak is life.

Installing Linux on your buttplug is a bold move, I say.

If you’re going to be a radical leftist, be the “liberalism has betrayed the working class” instead of “daddy Stalin’s cum tastes nice 🥵”.

I will copypaste your comment next time people complain Linux is hard to learn.

Americans, put that second amendment to good use.

I was waiting for the inevitable hand wringing “direct action bad” comment.

THANK YOU. The constant glazing of The Reign of Terror on lemmy is sickening. It was named like that for a reason.