I got my first speeding ticket on high school blasting Rock You Like A Hurricane by the Scorpions, I understand this disease. This song is also most likely to be the one I get my next one to though hahaha, it’s an absolute high octane thrill fest of a jam.

I totally feel that. I used Swiftkey for like 7 years until Microsoft bought them out because everything just SUCKED after that. Predictions, autocorrect, the whole nine yards. I had to drag my sorry ass back to Gboard because it at least autocorrected things better but man do I miss the height of Swiftkey prediction.

Seconded I’m ready to take notes at 33

You’re telling me…this sucker is nuclear?

Parasocial connection - ACTIVATE BZZZZZZZZ

They finally got him

Somebody’s watching me - Rockwell

Gimme something to write on, man!

Jet - Not even once

Honestly, it ticks me off when people attack third party voters instead of going after the majority of eligible voters that just don’t vote at all. Like, if you have such a problem with my personal vote, please go after the people who didn’t even try first. Thank you for voting, and your reasons are yours and yours alone.

Virtue signalling and punishing people who use their constitutional ability to vote vs those who don’t even bother absolutely infuriates me.

I submit the following:

Both of these RULED and I miss them dearly.

I read the article they wrote like 15 years (or more) ago about the US sneaking out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night like a one-night stand. And then I read an article describing the actual occurrence when it happened and so many details were spot-on it was scary.

Just got laid off due to not enough work in a field I’ve never not had enough work in. Please tell me again how the economy is “brightening”.

Fact

Spice Jesus is just Australian Space Jesus

I got a little story I’d like to tell

It was RIGHT THERE

NAZIONIST

Something something don’t feed the trolls, even if they’re verifiably unpopular

Totally unrelated but your username was the longest ingredient I could find on a shampoo bottle as a child and I tried to figure out how to say it on my own and still couldn’t tell you if I’m actually pronouncing it correctly. I’m so happy it made an impression on somebody else hahaha

That sculpture is deliriously sicknasty, totally rad.