Fox News male audience: OMG where is a dick i can suck? I didn’t want to be stuck!!!

And my bonds

Jesus Christ!

First comic in a long ass time that i actually thought was funny.

Alien

We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

As soon as you’re done the scene repeats. Welcome to hell…

Phrasing!

I thought getting the Samsung S4 was the better choice at the time. Bigger screen, slimmer, etc. But the M8’s screen was crisper, had stereo speakers, and looked solid. Should have gotten that instead.

6 months? It’s been 13 years. Lost Planet on PS3.

Unfortunately they will never let this $hit stain stay in a regular population prison area. He will be in his own world and be around previous former cops in prison.

There are some shows and movies that get it just right. For movies, i like how Time Crimes took care of the subtitles. It’s an awesome movie about time travel.

We’re all being played. It’s just a chess game for them and for us to drink the Kool aid. Just like the fake rap beef these days. Skeletor out…

Nice shades my dude

Tesla is dumb for not making sure the software checks for temp data and if the vehicle is occupied. She is dumb for starting the update when it’s hot outside and not at night when the temps are cooler. I mean, can’t they remotely start the update or schedule it so nobody is in the car when it kicks off?

Snap into a VR. Ohhhh yeaaahhhh!

Blasphemy! You guys should circle jerk in haste!

I’m going to respond to your last point. First, Jackie Chan wtf meme. Second, kids becoming sexually aware while they are the same age and want to experiment, fine whatever. My point was older people taking advantage of straight up kids between ages of months to 17 years old. That’s not a typo, i said months because there are straight up fuckin monsters out there. I wish there was something, say vaccine ( i know, controversial) or another form of medicine that could remove the urges or feelings that a potential pedo might have later in life before it’s too late. That’s why i said age 10, since i don’t think kids become aware of their body until they hit puberty.

Wtf is wrong with people who are pedos. There must be some chemical imbalance that we should be able to fix by the time kids are 10 and never become pedos. I mean it’s wishful thinking but damn it’s 2024!

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