I’m not talking about video games I’m talking ruining someone’s life and stealing their intellectual property, the fucking performative humiliation he put those guys through. You think a rich CEO who would fuck people over that hard is really redeemable?

Edit: But no, you’re right that he shouldn’t be murdered, he doesn’t necessarily have blood on his hands like a healthcare CEO. He should simply be torn from his home and have all of his property and assets liquidated and distributed as compensation

Someone should Luigi the guy(s) that fucked them over honestly

Cured pork shank. Just because it’s been liquified and molded into a cube doesn’t mean it’s not ham. It’s just transmuted ham

Troglodyte is my favorite insult

You’re right, I’ll fix it:

[BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn’t buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

[BRO] says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER].”

[BRO] says: “not the one I’m looking for, [BITCH].”

Sabo Tabby is a new one for me, but I like it

It vaguely looks like an anatomical heart that way

I’ll just add that to my dating profile: “I’M A NON-FUCKBOY UNICORN”

As a hetero person I can say it 100% applies in Texas

It’s a joke

Kinky

Who is the character?

Okay so it was too long ago for me to know if it was actually good, but back when I was a kid I absolutely loved American Wasteland and would love to see an expansive remake of that

Hmmm… sounds like I need to be spending more time at the border. Question: do we get to choose who we snuggle with or is it like a first come first served situation

Hmmm… sounds like I need to be spending more time at the border. Question: do we get to choose who we snuggle with or is it like a first come first served situation

That’s only if he’s still breathing in 6 months

I like that one of the monsters is just a clown. Not even a Pennywise type, just a regular clown.

They’d toss their children into a pyre for Molech if Trump told them to

Word for word, same. That shit was so fucking left-field, stupid, toxic, and offensive that it broke the camel’s back, hard

Leopards Ate My Husband