Prestron

“Sorry, you dialed Department Of. What you need is Department If. Happens all the time.”

“I followed the script” says enough. This guy doesn’t know shit and was probably following the advice of a bigger crank.

Requesting dismissal with prejudice is just a great detail. If granted, and the plaintiff tries to bring another suit for the same events, they’ll basically be told to GTFO.

That reminds me that my local library has WiFi hot spots you can check out for a week at a time. Sounds really helpful for someone who needs the internet for work, and can’t easily get to the library every day.

Use my pen knife my good man!