Checkers. You start with only one piece type and they go to the trouble to make all those squares and you only use half of 'em.

I can’t help myself, but I think I’ve got a spare hitchikers guide lying around here I can let you have. You can also have a towel if you want one.

Don’t know how long it would take to break into the safes and don’t want the cops to arrive early.

If in doubt, ^Z

If you need to move around faster, you could see about getting a squire to follow you bashing some coconut halves together. I hear it can be quite effective, if you can get your hands on one, that is.

Not sure this is what your asking, but the Auckland Symphony Orchestra played Sandstorm. https://youtu.be/H9r597vJbSQ .

Edit: Ive now realized orchestra and opera are different, but leaving the comment.

Historical documents have told stories of it’s return. Some await the return of V’ger.

Looks awfully like one of the bandits who engaged in shenanigans on the enterprise during the baryon sweep.

And a very helpful protocol droid.

Episode 9. I saw Episode 7 at the movies and I was pretty happy walking out and it dawned on me that I’d seen it before.

I borrowed the DVD of episode 8 and pushed through.

It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries.

I wonder what Alan Turing would think of this.

Will it still fit in the the square hole?.

Well, Knooks haven’t yet become mainstream. Someone coded up a mod for chess where Knooks are pieces that move like Horseys and Rooks.

https://github.com/PossibleEmuWrangler/AnarchyChess-DreamyDesktop

Listen, strange women lyin’ near trees distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I’m not going to try and take it from you.

You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

If I remember right, there was a spam detector bot or similar which I’m sure was third party and it either went off altogether or the project was suspended after accessing the API was going to come in.

Imma go see if the Southern Cross is still a thing. Or maybe I should just load up with two weeks of beer and wait it out. Why not both?

The old wand of scattershot.

I’m not sure if this will be unpopular, but if the emperor somehow returned, surely he could somehow go away again like it never happened and we get the thrawn trilogy and katana fleet.