Are you getting a new tooth eventually?

Why are they all so obsessed with genitals? What did genitals ever do to them to deserve such malice and scrutiny?

Yep. The glove is a nylon mesh, and the palm and fingers are dipped in nitrile. Not exactly these, but the same idea:

Article from six months ago.

I’m going on vacation *next Tuesday! We’re driving south until it’s aggressively springtime, and then we’ll see what’s next. Probably hiking, sleeping late, and waffle house. I’m a simple sort.

Edit- I have no concept of time. Boo.

Because the stupid people greatly outnumber the criminals. It’s a volume issue.

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My dad gave me advice a hundred years ago, and it’s probably a George Carlin bit or something, but there’s a difference in philosophy between drunks and stoners. A drunk will pound a beer, or sip from a personal flask, or bring their own six pack to a party. A stoner’s first impulse is to light a joint and find someone to pass it off to. It’s communal, and it brings others into the circle, where alcohol is isolating. Obviously it’s a generalization, but it sort of fits.

Did you ever get into audio books? It’s nice to have someone else read to you at bedtime or during a commute.

Papa Putin says so.

It is now.

WHY IS THAT THE ONLY SONG HE KNOWS

I preload one or two gumball machines with quarters at the laundromat for nosy bored kids stuck there with their parent. I was that bored kid once, and now I’m at a place where I can give back a bit… I’ll also try to win toys at the claw machine and leave them in the bottom, but the success rate is bad.

With additions:

Euler, Tesla

Gauss, Hawking, Lovelace

Darwin, Freud

Newton, Gregor Mendel, John von Neumann

Curie, Hilbert, Oppenheimer

Einstein, Galileo, American but a bit earlier than the others

Jane Goodall, Feynman

Final edit: the glasses man on the Einstein row is Kurt Gödel.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

Mudder documentaries?

Have you never heard of the Hero of Canton?

President JD Pee Pants would become the Supreme Leader. And then resign a month later, take his toys, and go home. Leaving us with Superfundamentalist Mike Johnson in charge. It’s dicks all the way down.

Whether the Newport Jazz Festival was in Europe, because she knew it was in Europe, because that’s the only time she’d been to Europe.

Difficulty rating: we were within 100 miles of Newport, Rhode Island, at the time. 2 hours in a car.