You were. But no longer. It is ruined.

Y’all are so stuck in the old linear thinking. Be brave, expand your mind. Rubik’s cube phone when?

It’s such a pain in the ass. Back in the day, after years of not being able to get me to help with the cleaning, my mom finally gave up and said “if you would like to help me clean the apartment I’d really appreciate it…”. Guess who started cleaning right away. Removing the demand made all the difference. Stupid brain.

I find it fascinating that this is down voted.

You don’t need currency for it to be prostitution. Prostitution is exchanging sex for goods, services or currency.

I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

Oof.

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

Well that’s a non-starter then.

Wait, authoritarian liberals? What?

But the mutilation is tradition, you see! Can’t beat the argument “I want my son’s penis to look like mine!”.

Linux?

The profits look the same no matter where they end up. 💵💵💵

They should switch their production line from exploding lithium ion batteries to regular lithium ion batteries.

He can’t, as he’s currently serving a life sentence for selling grannies.

Did you always not have one?

Burn the rich.

Hey! You’d better be talking about a BBQ because I was promised eating.

…our legal entity, which presents itself as an organization not connected to the Russian Federation in any way.

I hope they all turn out to be trans.

Didn’t China like hijack the future Dalai Lamas for political reasons or some shit?