They won’t? Both of his failed assassination attempts were done by former supporters.

A movie would be made about him.

Lmao! I hate to admit this, but I bet “hot” would have worked as well.

Society will slowly crumble as we hold mass jerk-offs.

I go to IHOP and slip a cook $5 just to open the back door and let me take nose hits.

Do not question PP_BOY_.

So basically the Futurama crew?

Who do you think trained them?

Touche

With what money, electricity or people?

Hey, you live where my cousin shot my other cousin!

Real leopardsatemyface vibes.

"Excuse me but there were supposed to be um, glaciers at your glacier park, yes? "

Wait till tornadoes. Because those are super easy to predict lol

I was honestly surprised to see this was the onion.

Kinda surprised that’s even still a thing

Just wait til the CDC is gutted while at the precipice of a bird flu pandemic.

When you remove bricks from random places on a structure, it’ll stand for a while, until too many are taken. Then it all comes apart at once. BRICS is looking like it could remove a cornerstone.

The end of USAID says that it isn’t just our close allies that will suffer. The end of NOAA, and our other scientific endeavors means the whole world will suffer to some extent.

Impending, incipient, in-progress.