Boom, roasted

Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that’s the move for real

Not sure about mash, but definitely have noticed it frequently in scalloped/cheesy potatoes

It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

They throw umlauts around like they’re going out of style

I’m a neurology resident. The localization on this diagram is meaningless. Yes, hypertension can cause headache especially if severe, but the distribution shown on the corresponding diagram would be most consistent with muscle strain if anything. Migraine can start and radiate anywhere but is usually hemispheric - if they wanted to pick something specific to the area around/behind the eye they could have considered cluster or sinus headache. What they indicate as “stress” would be closest to a tension headache, which is the classic band-like squeezing/throbbing headache most of us have experienced at one time or another. If you have headache associated with hypertension and any symptoms like focal weakness, difficulty creating or understanding speech, sensory changes, dizziness, confusion, go to the hospital. The scariest type which can be a sequela of htn would be that associated with subarachnoid hemorrhage which is classically described as the “worst headache of one’s life.” Not to suggest that’s an objective characterization; cluster headaches in particular are notorious for having driven some to suicide due to pain severity.

Btw I know this is just a meme, but commenting since some were apparently taking the unedited parts of the diagram at face value

They aren’t, this diagram is completely inaccurate

Big eyes -> no room for brain

Great, you went to college, not medical school. If someone graduated with a bachelor’s degree in anatomy and physiology, they took more medical related classes than you, but still no one would say they went to “medical school.” It’s deliberately misleading and insulting to the people who actually spend over a decade becoming fully-licensed physicians. Not that dissimilar to stolen valor, frankly. Phlebotomists, nurses, etc all take medical classes and actually go on to treat patients medically, but still no one would say they went to medical school. You do a difficult and important job and you have every right to be proud of it, but you have nowhere near the level of medical knowledge or training of someone who went to medical school.

Mortuary school is an associate or bachelor level degree. Morticians do not go to medical school

Forgot to mention that his star-crossed love interest, a gay priest and silver mirror salesman whose whole value system was turned upside down by their forbidden love, is shown cheering in a close-up after their tumultuous breakup earlier in the season

Yesurferatu

It shows 5 mins of surfing if you’re lucky. More likely it shows him about to drop into his first big wave with cheering in the background, then fades to black

I hope that wasn’t too untowards to you, too

There’s a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

Well at least you don’t take it for granite

I grew up in a Jewish community, this is typical lovingly-razzing banter

So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

Peace be with you. And also “thank you”

Well we’ve been trying to find a good time to tell you this, might as well be now. You actually work for some random lady in Florida. Sorry about all the misdirection, she’s a very secretive lady

…if they’re above average, I think they’ll figure out the explicitly defined variable. I think the instructor is trying to make sure this problem doesn’t require a calculator and figured defining pi as 5 makes it clear that you can treat it as a whole number. 3 would be more accurate and just as easy, but meh idk that this is that great of a blunder.