They dodge depression by doing something that brings joy to their hearts instead of constantly complaining about how depressed they are and how therapy is essential for everyone these days? How dare they!

Thing is: They are so stinkin’ rich already… They’d probably stash the cash somewhere and that’d be that.

which does all of it’s atrocities out of love

How can this be damaging if you ain’t trying to sell it to us in the first place?

Perhaps what they developed is a bunch of Windows 2005 Servers stacked on top of each other

Perhaps their “stack” only ever uses caddy

Idk, I just threw “Alright me lassies, let’s hit dem shores and fuck up the place for wenches and mead, yarr!” into a “English to oversanitized middle management gobbledygook” translation tool and this is what it spewed out.

The new one looks like he’d schedule a meeting to all agree on a timeline for the plundering of the next shore to “move forward”

Going completely off-topic is only valid in very specific cases. To display tazed dumbbells like Sovereign Citizens is one of them.

Yeah, man! Just imagine how complicit any government would be in ignoring such obvious disregard for human lives and wellbeing! This would be absolutely bonkers!

HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT UP A WARNING SIGN SAYING THAT IT IS A BIRD FEEDER ONLY AND SQUIRRELS OR DEER ARE PROHIBITED?

I should try to teach my toddler that. His reaction to overstimulation tends to be the polar opposite.

It’s a blessing that jurisdictions are so clear and concise because ships are flagged with the country they are operated from. Just imagine the huge amount of legal issues if someone registered their ships in all sorts of shady places to exploit more workers and save on taxes! What a nightmare that would be.

I demand you take my family portraits down at once!

You do understand that everything you said and the sentence “be comfortable with who you are” are a contradiction, right? Fulfilling all the other stuff you mentioned will take massive amounts of energy of you’re not the type who does them naturally, trapping you in a cycle of “still not good enough”. Vigorous self-improvement is quickly becoming the “high performer” equivalent to bulimia: a form of utter self-hatred expressed as pseudo-beneficial behavior that actually does way more harm than good.

Truth is: love is chance. You might be able to increase the odds somewhat, but in the end, none of us can really control if we.end up meeting someone we will be able to spend our lives with. Trying to constantly be different tha you’d be naturally (trying to be the career guy with hobbies sports and eating healthy, while deep down you are a lazy ass couch potato) will increase your chances of meeting someone, bit I’d argue it will not increase your chances of being happy with someone. Or being happy with yourself for that matter.

Oh no, don’t get me wrong. I’m boring and annoying at the same time in both situations. It’s not one or the other. It’s both, constantly

Depends. Depends very much. Show, don’t tell limits this severely.

nonono! That’s too fast! No, no! I’m scared! Terrified! Make was one thing but make install? I need to call my therapist, the anxiety is taking over again!

I know it’s scary, but you gotta make at some point!

Here in Germany there is a “sparkling sports water” thing that is apparently infused with oxygen (instead of.in addition to CO2 for sparkle,.idk). Same bullshit. They marketed that as enhancing your power through the O2… You know? The O2 in your stomach where you luckily cannot breathe.