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I feel seen

Hey man, I dropped a log this morning that was 12" long and 1.5 inches thick.

That motherfucker was a majestic bastard.

I wouldn’t even put Trump in the same league as the skidmark that was left behind by this veritable ring-buster.

Using a knife and fork: knife in the left hand.

Using a knife only: right hand.

Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

No you can’t!

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

I fear you will be proved right.

Fucking cowards!

How do you delete other users posts?

All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

MD was superior to CD from a portability point of view, especially in personal players like the Walkman or car stereos.

I had a MD car stereo in around 1997. CD quality sound, without the jumping of a CD every time you hit a pothole.

For unfurling a piece of coloured fabric!!

Go home America, you’re drunk.

Write that down! Write that down!

Hiring Marcus Ericsson seems a tad…unambitious.

I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.

I am all Kit Duncan on this blessed day

I work on PON and XGPON. Officially we work on a -25dB maximum, but I’ve seen circuits stable at around 30dB.

It’s surprising how many bad splices you can ignore before it gets problematic.

-18.5dB is going to limit you to either a really good fibre path, or a really short one. Unless you have options with long-range SFPs? The constant progress keeps my job interesting at least.