As long as he stays away from rabbits!

Well, good, that’s what the font’s for. I took that cue from Kolanaki within my first week on lemmy.

No, but I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, either.

Yes, and I often reread my own comments and feel a deep sense of satisfaction.

Sometimes! I’ve definitely used it to make calls or check the time.

Damn straight!

Last week, my five-year-old hit some litter at full speed and flipped over the handlebars of his scooter.

When I didn’t, I would walk three blocks to the library with my laptop once a day to check my email, read webcomics, look up GameFAQs and stream Gossip Girl.

Maybe the “GameFAQs” gives it away but this was before smartphones.

I’ve seen a few blogs with “Don’t comment to say you didn’t like the article, Doug” as a rule.

Quite the opposite.

Though, TBF, my wife’s maiden aunt sends us a fat pre-inheritance check every other year or so. We usually put it towards a trip to visit her or fixing up the house.

I love it, and that’s why I want to improve it. And you can’t fix a problem without acknowledging it exists.

I got a waterproof case, so I use mine as a coaster.

Doris Hall, aka “The Solo Cup Lady”

Still know all the songs!

Same, on a vertical spike.

No, I mean both the shadowy organizations of which I am a member are already documented, as is the fact that I am a member of each.

At some point, it stops being a secret society and starts being just a society with secrets.

Sorry, all my conspiracies are publicly known.

My mom made this spinach and cheese casserole that I loved so much I’d ask for it instead of birthday cake.

My dad’s mom, her green beans side. They were blanched and then lightly pickled, then heated up in the brine and drained before serving. No additional seasonjng needed. Also her pigs-inna-blanket. I know a lot of people think of sausages for this dish, but she did it the Dutch way, with spiced pork minced completely enclosed in a puff pastry.

My mom’s mom didn’t cook much and when she did it was standard English cuisine. But she loved icecream and made a mean banana split.

I’ve been on MetroPCS for most of a decade and have no complaints. Two lines, unlimited everything, $50/month.

If you’re going to ask a question to everyone and also answer it, the best practice is to put your own answer as a comment, rather than in the textbox.

To answer the question:

True, there’s been trouble and trickery, sir
Trembling and tribulations
Twitches from switches of hickory, sir
You, sir, and your usurpations
But my patience wears very thin
When you play the violin

from “When You Play the Violin” by the Gothic Archies. It’s not emotionally resonant, I just love the wordplay.

Caveat: The ones that are still around “just work”. The ones that were overconstructed or relied on now-deprecated elements broke and aren’t still around.

Remember flash-only websites? I do. How about “Best viewed in Netscape Navigator”?