Believe you me, I’ve been trying for years. Tribalism runs too deep in the human condition for there to be any obvious fix.

Can confirm.

Maybe not, but they definitely did with television.

It’s not paranoia, I put on a white shirt two hours ago and it’s already stained.

I personally find the children’s poems of Maurice Sendak creepy, but I think that’s intentional. To my mind, it’s Carol King singing “Chicken Soup with Rice” all cheerful that’s misreading the vibe.

As long as he stays away from rabbits!

Well, good, that’s what the font’s for. I took that cue from Kolanaki within my first week on lemmy.

No, but I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, either.

Yes, and I often reread my own comments and feel a deep sense of satisfaction.

Sometimes! I’ve definitely used it to make calls or check the time.

Damn straight!

Last week, my five-year-old hit some litter at full speed and flipped over the handlebars of his scooter.

When I didn’t, I would walk three blocks to the library with my laptop once a day to check my email, read webcomics, look up GameFAQs and stream Gossip Girl.

Maybe the “GameFAQs” gives it away but this was before smartphones.

I’ve seen a few blogs with “Don’t comment to say you didn’t like the article, Doug” as a rule.

Quite the opposite.

Though, TBF, my wife’s maiden aunt sends us a fat pre-inheritance check every other year or so. We usually put it towards a trip to visit her or fixing up the house.

I love it, and that’s why I want to improve it. And you can’t fix a problem without acknowledging it exists.

I got a waterproof case, so I use mine as a coaster.

Doris Hall, aka “The Solo Cup Lady”

Still know all the songs!

Same, on a vertical spike.

No, I mean both the shadowy organizations of which I am a member are already documented, as is the fact that I am a member of each.

At some point, it stops being a secret society and starts being just a society with secrets.