Could be that someone smarter and even more corrupt ends up where he is now. Maybe he would’ve ended up a different person if his parents died while he was over there and he came back with less inclination to live on the jetset.

Taking him off the board doesn’t do much to shake the Republican party. That kind of institutional rot needs a lot of resources and manpower to compromise.

Such a sack of shit that Mark H.

Good point, the decomposed remains could attract more waste and form another great garbage patch.

Make this a high priority goal for the discovery of time travel, go back and incapacitate anyone who could prevent young Donny from getting drafted. Maybe do the same for Marion Morrison (John Wayne) too, might get a headstart on tackling toxic masculinity as a society.

And have that kennel accidentally fall out of a military transport over the ocean.

This whole thing lacks the elegance of poker, Trump started the dare and has escalated to triple dog.

I’ve never been to Toronto, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume the pics were taken using poutine.

You know you bit into a good carrot when the crunch knocks the glasses off your head.

There was (is? Haven’t gotten one in weeks) a sextortion scam going around where they emailed potential victims PDFs containing personal information associated with your email address along with a Google Street view image of your house/building to try to scare people into paying. Mine was easy to date as you could see the street in front of the house before it was repaved by the city several months ago.

I wonder how much of Tom Cruise’s porn stash is just videos of him running

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy’s and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

Beaucoup de coupes

Idk, I’d totally be in favor of ranked voting; with several parties that correspond to music genres where people could identify the party’s values based on vibes. Ex: Acid Polka Party, Nu Delta Blues Party, Hyper Uplifting Metal Party, etc.

It’s a useful skill to have if you’re able to master it, language switching. You can establish credibility/experience or lack of depending on your audience and your intentions.

I’ve never served but sometimes people assume that I have because of how I carry myself. So I’ll avoid phrases and sayings consistent with military personnel, maybe toss in words used in movies and video games to give the impression that my knowledge of the military stems mostly from those.

That janitor at the US consulate? 50 confirmed kills. 45 of them house pets.

What they don’t mention in the movies is how many of those women he got pregnant and had to pay child support to(except Craig Bond). I suppose he was enough of a blunt instrument that they didn’t have to worry about him getting blackmailed or otherwise selling state secrets because they never really gave him intel of much value.

He worked for the cops, but wasn’t really one. Also he was based in Miami. Don’t remember him killing many cops.

I’ve told countless people that I like IPAs when I’m actually impartial to them.

We’re much more civilized and advanced as a society compared to those days. Surely we can make laser guillotines with a machine that can process the corpse into compostable material.

A very well deserved Darwin award.