The challenge, demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action

But what face should OP pick? I guess there‘s only one way to find out! (prepares double slit experiment)

(frame shift drive charging)

Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?

Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

You don‘t get it. Moses just beat the enemies with the stone tables to really hammer in the rules. It‘s not his fault the people are dying of the injuries.

I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

Same as it ever was

Another reason to kick Trump to the curb: A CD burner named after Trump would suck

Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

StreetPass is peer to peer

Blåhaj, trans pride flag colors, Arch, ThinkPad… YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMMERS I KEEP HEARING ABOUT! Thank my lucky stars! I have this great million dollar app idea! All i need is you to develop it! I can pay you in shares or hormones!

You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.

Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.

I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.

Don‘t you just hate it when

When capitalism

To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.

(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)

Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.

Don‘t forget the Core Technology Fee they will raise if you do wish to offer your app outside of the app store and you weren‘t qualified for the Apple Developer Enterprise program.

And don‘t forget that in order to be eligible for sideloading you have to have at least one million downloads on the App Store.

And don‘t forget that your app still has to go through the App Review process so you have exactly no additional freedom if you live in the european economical area.

I sure hope the EU keeps kicking Apples ass. I love iOS but i hate the lack of freedom.

Btw, does anyone know whether visionOS even supports sideloading in the EEA.

I wonder why ad tech can‘t be „Let‘s show ads that correspond to what‘s being talked about on that website.“ Kinda like what Google suggested with Topics but without following me through the internet.

It’s fine. Transitioning to Couchbase was fine. Was a bit weird getting used to NoSQL… Oh you mean my hormone therapy!

Ah, i see you’re a german of culture as well