Almost all Federal jobs are the same for students.

Maybe, in the PAL/FAC application there should be a check box: “To shoot Americans if they invade Canada”?

Cause, PAL or not…sign me up.

It’s bullshit.

My IQ result was rather high, but there’s NO WAY it’s representative of my intelligence. I am, objectively, just not that smart. I know this. But my result??? Lol!

Guy’s been under fire from Russia for three years. Getting yelled at by those two idiots was probably nothing more than a couple of mosquitos in his ear.

Seriously, Z could have probably beaten those two bitches with his fists, If he was allowed.

So, good men should do nothing?

Got it.

Evil will succeed then.

Id love to see a Cat 5 wipe out his Maralago with no warning, while NOAA just shrugs.

I don’t listen to traitorous pieces of shit who are only looking out for their interests.

You should hang by a yardarm for your backroom treachery, smith.

My reply? “Ha! You ignorant fuck! I TOLD YOU SO!”

Love, That knowitall libtard.

Left. Lost my right in an elementary school pen-accident.

Probably half a cup in my testis.

…I wonder if I fell in the water, if that would make me float upside down?

…and so it begins.

The biggest lie about global warming is that it’s still a few years off.

Mark my words. 5 years from now? Humanity will not be anything close to what it is now.

Wow. I’m so underwhelmed.

I’d be very curious how they are going to try and fuck over Firefox, or similar browsers.

It’s not “just business “, it’s personal. It’s all personal, Mike. You know who I learned that from? Your Father, the Godfather.

Still. That comment on Reddit where the guy talks dirty to his wife. Fails, miserably. So hilarious. Wish i could find it again. “You like that, you fucking …”.

Probably condoms.

Richard Kuklinski.

He kept it simple. …mostly.

Grab some fruit, or salad, slam a quality protein shake (no/low sugar).

Apes, actually. Stupid apes.

Kenji’s 3 ingredients Mac and cheese. As fast (almost faster), as KD. Way better.

https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

Home surgery is still saving me money.