Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!

I still break out a few of those unplugged jams from time to time.

In that story, the angels took the form of men. Apparently super hot men lol.

Most of the biblical descriptions of what angels really look like are fucking terrifying.

Some are those that work forces…

That’s the nipple from a bottle right? Right?

Burn the witch!

Intrigued by this one, but nope. I’ll wait till July thanks. Actually probably September to give a couple months for reviews to come out.

And ya needed to engage because…?

Lighten up and live a little fam. We all just here having some fun :) Join us in the merrymaking.

Short skirt long jacket

Oh man lol. Whole villages have been murdered due to my pettiness!

Oh, she looks fun!

Well shit, still took me like 3 reads lol. Thanks.

Cat.

Hey now, it’s hard to find the right spot sometimes ;)

“Controversial Influencer…” I think you meant, “Alleged rapist, human trafficker, organized-crime participant, and confirmed misogynist Tate…”

Lemme get a bite

What a garbage place.

"Freedom of religion!

… As long as it’s ours"

Got 'em lol

At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)