As far as I understand it, time as we know it didn’t exist before the big bang, so by definition nothing existed before time. I don’t really know how that works out either, I just go with what the fancy science people say

I hum to myself nearly constantly. If it’s not the song stuck in my head, I’ll just make up a tune. I quite like it, really.

Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

The latter, I believe.

Shit like this is the only thing that makes me miss meat.

Wow thanks I’m cured. Where do you recommend buying bootstraps?