Wow, Sweden is so much safer! \s

I bet the bear didn’t rape her first

This would be my plan. I’d take the casio watch because fuck yeah. Otherwise I’m taking a spice rack full of Saffron and becoming a lord.

You know what I did with the message I got from Reddit about this? BALEETED

You leave Charlie Chaplin out of this.

Then there’s me… I’ll be the guy who gorges himself to death on a couple hundred cayenne peppers he got for free

Not when you order over a certain dollar amount.

We just dropped Prime a month or so ago and I can’t see ever getting it again.

Hah! I beat that back in the early 90s when it first came out and again recently using an emulator. It’s a great little game!

It’s very area-dependent. In my area, all delivery people are fine, but FedEx consistently can’t get their delivery estimates correct and my packages overall tend to be in worse condition from them.

The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport

Cool, can we give it depression and ADHD?

When the Catholic Church stops covering up the rampant sexual abuse and money grubbing cash grab scam operations then maybe I’ll give two flying shits about what the Pope has to say.