Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

Soapscotch?

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???

Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.

Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.

This comment implies the existence of evolution, how dare you!

(/s, obvi)

Please think logically people… God has been doing water for a very long time & nowhere does he mention we need to not inhale his miracle life giving substance or breathe “air”.

RIP Carl Weathers

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

Couldn’t happen to a better guy, right?

Hopefully harder to push around government types, I agree. But at the same time, easier to summon and unleash his mob without restraint. At that point, what else can he possibly lose?

It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *

*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.

Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?