The cat is a stapler.

You seein this shit?

I have it through ASPCA and it’s been a god send. Not having to worry about any tests or procedures, just being able to say “yes! What ever she needs, do it!!” My kitty had some pretty serious health issues, so I really used it.

$10k per year for $70 a month, plus all the preventative stuff like dental cleanings and shots.
I pay full cost and they reimburse 90%. I haven’t had any claims rejected; rx food, labs, meds, eye doctor, fucking cat acupuncturist.

I can’t imagine the heart break of having to just put your beloved down because of the cost of life saving procedures.

Aww, I miss catsinwaterbottlepackages from the before times.

Haha… fart breathers…

Suns out tums out.

The car doesn’t start unless the driver is wearing the onesie. It’s an after market thing.

Flavored is bad, but toppings can be good. Adulterating the actual body of the cheesecake is wrong. I do like some goopy cherries on top though, the tartness offsets the sweet, creaminess of the cheesecake.

I guess that’s kind of a big ca… oh… oh my.

He’s so handsome though! Who needs the brain cell when you’re that handsome?

I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

The non zero chance of kitty getting smushed by a machine or dropped weight seems not worth the joy of cat company while working out. It looks like it might not be during business hours though.

The crime is that I’m gonna put my face that floof.

Genuinely curious, what illegal things has Biden done?

If treats, maybe service.

It seems that it was more than just failure to pay:

The new charges against Hunter Biden include filing a false return and tax evasion felonies, as well as misdemeanor failure to file and failure to pay.

That said, the maximum sentence for tax evasion is five years, but I don’t know how multiple counts work in this situation.

11 years, I’m impressed.

I know I shouldn’t be looking for logic with these people, but how is the guy who showed up with a hatchet and called for public executions of public officials also saying that this was a false flag attack? Like… it was you… with the weapon… doing the weaponing and the trespassing and the threatening… ?

It looks like the story is that the videos prove it was consensual. It’s really terrible that she would make a false rape accusation and make that the bigger part of this otherwise hilarious story about the FL GOP chair and his “anti lgbt school board activist” wife trawling for threesomes.

Bridget Ziegler has resigned her job at the conservative Leadership Institute, where she worked to train conservatives in becoming school board activists.

Oh, got it. I turn all those off to avoid being bothered. Post mates is only on so I don’t miss it if “the driver is trying to contact” me.

Does this apply to when I get a text or voice message on my iPhone? There is a message preview before clicking on it.

The only push notifications I get are from post mates.

What other, more sensitive information would they be collecting this way?