Jungle curry is heaven on earth!

First spider with sticky poop:

Oh god it’s everywhere!

Hey wait a minute…

Don’t mess with the Goose, America, you’ll get the HONK.

In the morning, I’m making waffles!

I’d like to subscribe to more skeeter facts.

Tomaytos.

No, I’m pretty sure deer are from Earth.

Nothing gayer than a vagina.

I feel it would have been better for the dolphin to say “those are shorts.” after the shark put them on. Better punchline that way.

Source?

Nice try, Putin.

I’m sorry children, I need to fix my car.

Holy shit! Is that a double stacked ape minotaur or something? What in the cocaine?!

Nothing wrong with a brojob between buddies.

You leave those Goats and Sheep alone!

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I can’t turn right, so I only ever turn left. So left is the new right, and everyone left who turns right, won’t be right.

Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!