I agree people do a hell of a lot of unnecessary travel, but transportation engineers didn’t build all that infrastructure to fool people into traveling more, they did it because people were traveling more. Like most things, it was about the things, not about you at all.

Somebody now 15, when they’re 35: Well maybe I’ll get off the streets soon.

Not sure if he’s thinking about a second monitor or a second smoke.

Like Mel Brooks playing Moses. “Welcome to our Twelve-step… [drops tablet, which smashes]… eight! Our Eight-Step program!”

I heard they might downsize to a food truck business - Winnebagos.

Google can probably help you if you really think it’s worth looking up.

Nah, modern day Americans are couch covers who couldn’t civil war their way out of a Walmart.

At least the Samsquanch would be knowledgeable about corn dogs, which makes a total of one subject more than MTG has mastered.

Exit poll ftw

I don’t even understand the question.

A couple examples would go a long way toward helping people help you. Old footage is easy to find - just google old photos, vintage photos, antique photos… but what does “unique style” mean?

If you’re in China you can probably get one.

Looks like rain. Gonna be good for the crops tho.

Is your sister a Level 36 Bureaucrat or still struggling along at level 35?

In that case I share your hope.

The current bar is down there with the rebar in the sidewalk.

Or is that just a sign of Takes One To Know One Syndrome?

In theory there’s no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

Isn’t that how they capture you?

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