J.K. Rowling to give her opinion on the novel “Lolita” anything

Joanne is incapable of summoning a good take about anything. No surprise I suppose since she also cannot write a good book.

Get doxxed

I understand! I didn’t intend to throw shade on you for that. My husband is the same way lol

“Treatment is simple. Download DuoLingo app. Go and see Tim, who spends all day competing with elderly users. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…”

Isn’t that the whole thing with shows like The Addams Family? You’re not supposed to think that deeply about them or attempt to apply logic. The illogic lends to the humor.

That cat’s name? Mebert Myselfstein

Fun fact: The term “Stockholm Syndrome” was a term coined to silence a woman who criticized the bumbled police response that put her and other hostages in even more danger. She wasn’t enamored of her captors, but instead critical of the police.

I meant to say white supremacy, not white nationalism. But nationalism is a problem too.

This is a nation founded on the ideals of genocide, slavery, and white nationalism. No I do not like the US. I’d not trust anyone who does. The USA should be dissolved.

He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap

Failing the test perhaps, but is she winning at life?

(and also tired)

Self-care scale to help flame atronachs determine if they’re starting to experience burnout

I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.

I encourage him to keep talking

Forget the lasagna, Jon’s got some cake

It took an enormous act of self control

That happens to me sometimes too with posts here, seemingly at random. I don’t know why.

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA

Oh my god that’s how she died 😭

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