I was going to use this as a nerd smasher but you can have it

ANDY WILLIAMS!

YOURE NOT IT

My guess would be Supro or Airline

… that’s bad

He called me green horn. It’s a thing we did

Quack quack quack

Same here! It’s fun to make noise though

That sounded like a pig fainting!

I smell marijuana smoke. That better be medicinal!

Where is the pretzel money, when will you be getting the pretzel money, and so on

My first car was a 1995 Hyundai Accent my dad bought from a friend for $800. The best thing about it was it was purple. People at work and school knew it was me because I was the only person with a little purple car.

The most annoying thing about owning that car was that the door handles would freeze during the Chicagoland winter. I’d go out to warm it up before school and ever so gently try to open the door. If I tugged too hard on it, the thin piece of plastic connecting the handle to the metal bar and latch mechanism would break. I changed driver and passenger side handles maybe 7 times while having that car. For a short time I was waiting on replacement door handles for both sides to arrive and I had to crawl in through the hatchback to get into the car. Good times

I want what the dogs eating

This log is my log. This log is your log

Who, Leto or Leto?

Lenny did you see that?!

Yeah they really hurt that guys feelings

You made Lisa cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She’s such a little trooper.

Aw they all are

I’ve been into making adult lunchables. I’ll have some deli meat with crackers and cheese slices, mixed nuts, fruit and hummus. It’s easy to prep, cheap and fun.

You use to be about the music!