Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

And this was the day I stopped sleeping like … forever.

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

3 clicks to Hitler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jim_Jones

1 click to Hitler, that was easy

https://en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ado lf_Hitler (don’t know why I feel the need to post that one)

Already here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson

2 clicks to Hitler. You can’t go wrong via the Catholic Church.

Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

🥬

Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

It’f pronounfed teetf

I have a beard, it’s not as I would have any secrets.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

I didn’t need the reminder but I like it and I love the burn. What an idiot.

*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won’t kill you either.

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.