Still on rotation over here

Barbeque, one summer day when it seemed perfect to have a barbeque. We were both like “this will be a fad” but it’s been used SO much over the years.

Go shopping for some frozen fish, test drive a Tesla, ‘forget’ your grocery bag after. Make sure it’s right before dealership closing time for maximum effect.

The only downside of this plan is you have to drive a Tesla. Sacrifices have to be made.

Gwen Stefani. She just has that ‘i promise I’m still cool’ desperation to her. She used to actually seem cool.

No I think it refers to the motion of the head going over the heels. Not being positioned in a static frame over the heels.

Snot rockets, marathoner style.

Try and fly to another country without a passport - you wouldn’t get past security.

Bingo!

There possibly is…

yikes that’s embarrassing

Go back to the times of Hitler, and imagine that you suddenly found out he owned the brand and proudly explained that those driving it represented his will.

I’m sure you’d find a way to sell it then.

Nah he’s a cunt

Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

Although we’ve started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

And I’ll fucking wear that diagnosis with pride. Fuck them all, he’s factually terrible.

They can actually seriously fuck up your mouth very quickly, and you often won’t find out until the fuckery is underway. I had two removed when the dentist told me they might cause future problems, I had no pain, but now they’re out I can actually feel my teeth kinda relaxing? I guess the pressure was there but I just got used to it.

I don’t think Google home listens in.

Because I’d absolutely be disappeared by now if it did.

Foraging is free and you end up with really delicious free food (if you’re careful, otherwise death).

I was a child, don’t remember much about her other than the bitch took our milk at school.

That people will use him or hurt him for his wealth. It’s almost like people are that desperate to have a tiny fraction of his money… if only there was a solution.

He’s still a billionaire though right? That billion dollars still belongs to him, right? As in, he has it, we don’t. As long as he has a BILLION of the credits most of us struggle to find a thousand of per month to pay rent, he’s not a good guy, he’s a wealth hoarder like the rest of them.