Pinky, is that you?

“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”

The annoyed look on Misato’s face is the cherry on top.

starts rhythmic clapping

HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…

FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!

“What website do I go to to kick your ass?”

I know this is just a silly meme, but it makes me feel a little hopeful seeing evidence of other people thinking like this on the road, y’know, responding with empathy and concern for strangers instead of immediate vengeful anger.

…ah-tah?

“Sweet deal.”

Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.

You don’t have to tell me. Deep down at the bottom of the ocean? The whole place is crawling with…capitalists.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Andrew Ryan gave us all the big, shiny speech, “sweat of your brow” and all that, but what’s he got down there now? Just a buncha junkies and opportunists running guns and peeling off all of that pretty art deco veneer.

Thanks but no thanks, Ryan.

37?!?!?

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

…Shit.

Dude, c’mon guys…

Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?

I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.

Hakuna oblongata.

Siiiiigh…yeah…

I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.

This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

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Someone set us up the bomb! (WHAT?)