kreekybonez

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

that’s exactly why I always try to tip with cash. when I pay in cash for food, I have no issue if the business wants to pocket it and keep a little extra something for themselves that uncle sam can’t touch. taxes are important, but workers can have a little personal gain, as a treat. plus, credit companies don’t need to get their beaks wet everytime I buy something.

But one of the things I learned about doing business is always make it easy for people to pay.

the weirdest thing I see regularly is “no cash” signs for vendors. I understand some places don’t want to deal with giving change, or holding large amounts of cash at outdoor events, or making lines go quicker, etc. it’s just strange that the most concrete form of regulated currency we have is turned down so often now.

looks like this dude ironed his beard

no

there’s a word for that… terrorism.

also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

working on the night soup

you’re a master of minestrone, and bread bowls, for everyone!

be the change you wish to see in this world

that’s a low blow, Loblaws

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

the ballot-rog

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just watch how many will refute being “racist” or a “murderer”

not both; because that would be messed up

starting a petition to report all CEO salaries as hashbrowns/hour

I was saying boo-urns…

lousy smarch weather

sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…