Then you’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier!

So you don’t have to whack a car window hard with the spark plug? You only need to scratch at it a lil bit?

Found it at Ross last year!

Somebody shoulda told him the quickest way to torpedo your music career is to be rude to Weird Al.

And I dance dance dance

And I dance dance dance

(still sung in this house on the regular)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

He’s got rubba’ rats on his toes and this is how it goes, 1-2-oh my god!

Yeah, I don’t religiously follow the steps either. It’s more like a buffet of tips where I sample some of them. I still shampoo, but much less often. My other take aways were to stop using a hairbrush, I rarely use a wide tooth comb anymore either (mostly finger comb in the shower) , and don’t touch the hair while it’s drying.

If I have a party or something, I’ll use gel and let it form a proper cast, etc etc.

For curly hair types, shampoo shouldn’t really be used. Conditioner is used to “wash” the scalp and hair (thus, “co-wash”), rinse it out, and then condition again, leaving it in while you wash the rest of you with soap, and then rinse it all off at the end.

Anyone with curly hair who is wanting to follow the Curly Girl method of caring for your curls so they maintain their shape better.

Although I don’t much like the term either. But the method does really work.

Omg, thankfully no

At least fish probably can’t choke by trying to breathe and drink at the same time.

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Now everyone in the mechanic’s waiting room is wondering why I just snorted. Thanks… 😂💀

Some kind of empathizing response followed by “well, I need to get back to it” or just a simple “sorry for cutting this short, I need a bio break”.

Empathizing statements could include, but are not limited to:

• I know how you feel
• I’m so glad things are going your way
• that sucks, I hope it works out for you

Yeah I’ve never been able to afford to go to a course that gives you pencils with erasers. That’s some 1% luxury.

Balls should be standard sized and cutely dimpled.

I think it’s more about how the golfer swings their club.

When USRobotics first brought the 56k modem to market, they had an online contest to give away 100 of them. I won one. My ISP couldn’t even serve me 56k for about another year.

Also, I miss silly fun winnable online contests and freebies.

There’s dozens of us!

Did he not like the planters or not like the boards about your idea? That was a pretty good idea. You could use strips of vinyl lattice instead of boards. It doesn’t need to be a tall fence right?