I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

It’s never been this easy to see the clear, concise evidence presented on a silver platter.

Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

The self-licking boot.

It’s the inability to see the forest for the trees. We were raised in a capitalist economic system, as were all of our past family members. The failings of capitalism appear to be the failings of human nature. In reality, meta analysis of multiple studies on human greed show that people will be inherently more kind to each other than be cruel. Quick search will bring up many articles on these studies. Plus, exchanges in material goods within communities where money hadn’t been invented would show that people didn’t barter, they gave their goods away to their neighbors, and the good deed would be remembered and reciprocated in times of need. You can look up “Gift Economy” in Wikipedia.

I just interpret that as, “Anyone but me.” Still not wrong so far.

Don’t forget the offshoot:

Let me introduce a fresh hell: we call them Apex screws.

Looks like a N64 Golden Eye render.

People can have issues with both. This isn’t a “Morality vs fossil fuel companies” argument.

Aren’t a huge number of them dead already? Could have sworn I’d seen an article about it at some point…

Famous blockade runners DHL.

This is why I never had a safety plan. I literally cannot afford what I need to feel better, and have to keep quiet or risk losing everything and still not be helped. Nobody will know I was in crisis until I’m gone.

Best part was that SMS was specifically designed to use the current infrastructure at the time without inducing any real demand on it. It didn’t cost the companies much of anything to implement it.

37 and in college, finally. I regularly feel incredibly stupid for taking so long to do it. At this point, I have my doubts that anyone will hire a brand-new 40-something engineer, so I’m not even banking on making a career out of it. But I’m still doing it at least to broaden myself.

I wouldn’t know anything about that.

I too advocate for checking your mates

What?! He is?! And this is how I find out?!

Nope! Spiteful attitudes are the new normal.

You can be entertaining without stealing other people’s work and claiming it as your own.