I’m voting for Dukakis

Yeah, but I don’t own the bus

“Yeah, but that event was taken out of context!” Or “Well, yeah, he did and said those things, but that’s not what he meant!”

It’s all cassarole down here

Gulf of the Americas

Don’cha know

Cursed

Technically correct

Continuing to call it the gulf of mexico will piss him off more

Dems never have the balls to wield their power effectively. They could have a supermajority in both houses and still wouldn’t even be able to create an honorary holiday like notional french fry day or some other meaningless gesture.

Hah… four. I see you’re an optimist.

They want to purge all dissenters. They only want people in power who are loyal to the cause. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

President Musk would like a word

There’s a reason scam artists target the elderly. If a box on the computer screen says “put payment info here” then who are they to argue with the box?

That’s a good question. But keep in mind that they’re are significant taxes associated with selling a home in most places that would dissuade landlords from trying to game the system that way. Then again, they’re just one more loophole from making that plan work.

Imagine having that much of an issue with barely offensive words that their kids will never read because most don’t use the school library anyway.

And imagine letting your kids come home and access whatever media they want including actual pornography on the internet. Most of these parents have zero clue how to block internet sites on their home computers and laptops let alone the phones that their kids all have.

But of course, that’s another problem some parents are asking the government to solve by forcing porn sites to require visitors to affirmatively identify themselves and their age. Of course, that only applies to the major porn sites that play by the arbitrary rules anyway. All so stupid.

Good teacher. Authors choose their words intentionally. I’m guessing “fudging”, “friggen”, and “ducking” (thanks iPhone) are not great replacements for the subject matter.

As long as they’re peaceful, then pretty much, yes. A state university where the land is publicly owned (government “owned” property), it sounds like they were exercising their rights to assemble, speak, and petition the government…

Yep. 2 very simple rules for dealing with guns

1. A gun is always loaded (even when it’s not)
2. Never point your gun at something you don’t intend to destroy

I’m still convinced that he’s actively and intentionally trying to destroy Twitter.