Trump: Hilary Clinton!

I’m an ADULT where the fuck did the time go

You don’t need to put yourself on the spectrum. Not everyone can have casual sex in uncomfortable situations. Myself included.

Its the one attack we can’t stop.

I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

Teach me 🤲🏽

I hate to break this to you, but this doesn’t meet any criteria. It just looks dumb. Good try though.

Hmmm so googley eyes on a gun?

Oh sure, if a goose eats a crayfish its beautiful, its the goddamn circle of life. But if a bear eats a human suddenly everyone has a problem.

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A redacted link within 25 minutes after being shared?

Ender-Owl. Don’t stare at him.

What divine mountain is this?!

I’m glad you arrested these young ladies officer! Otherwise I’d be caught masturbating furiously with no end!

Well maybe you should tell the guys arresting these young women that.

Do they smash? They smash don’t they?

“Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

I wonder what percent of them voted for trump?

With your three powers combined I am, Mid-Life Crisis!

Now that I think about it, that big dude is probably trying his hardest to avoid touching anything below the belt while the media seems determined to catch it.