Not sure about second hand stuff… Don’t want my gun to jam when fighting fascists.

Mr. Mangione was defending himself. Case Dismissed.

As a member of the Yotsuba Executive, I have voted for trump…

for his name to be written in the Death Note by Kira.

“Death by choking on a Big Mac on live tv”

No Regrets.

Lol, 99% of Lemmy ain’t falling for it. (Everyone here is a computer nerd)

“I like my government how I like my coffee”

Coffee goes in your mouth. This implies you want your government reaching inside you.

I use the default, because its the least likely to have issues, since its most close to the source code. Alternative front-ends are not made by the Lemmy devs so there could be compatibility issues.

From the government? Because he bought it.

From Tesla? Because he is the largest individual stockholder.

Why are the rich so stupid? Just pretend you care about human rights and your sales go up. It’s so simple. Why can’t they even put up the facade of being a normal person?

So here’s the thing.

My country is being taken over by fascists.

Economy is already fucked up before the fascists took control, now the economy is even worse. Cost of living is too high. Moving out is not an option. It’s either shitty toxic family, or some random strangers as roommates (I have no friends) in order to split the cost of rent, like it’s literally impossible afford to rent alone. People are getting fired all the time, any small issue with income would mean being homeless, and that would guarantee ending up snatched by the gestapo.

There is no choice.

Make Gasoline Leaded Again!

I’m team right-wing.

The right chicken wing is always tastier, so I eat that first.

Edit: Wait, this is politics? Wrong thread.

Sibings? Lol I assumed the one on the right was the mother since it was bigger. 😅

I’m not sure if I have a legitimate concern. I have never attended a protest (too scared) and I never had any large online presence. I don’t even show my name or face on the internet. I don’t have any wikipedia pages.

So… maybe I’m just over-cautious… 🤷‍♂️

They took black mirror as an instruction manual… 😭

You’re probably not so important that they’d target you.

Not actively, of course. I’m talking about when the authorities one day want to retroactively dig through stuff to find dirt.

The threat would be that they do a targeted attack on my devices and monitor for 72 hours, recording everything happening in my device, before they apprehend me.

(Not that the lack of evidence would stop them from trying, but the less info they get, the better chance I have)

I’m not interested in marriage. Never had any urges for sex, and never desired romantic relationships. I think I’m asexual/aromantic. My parents keep threatening to withhold any inheritances if I don’t get married. I’m like wtf, this is some medieval shit? Are their stuff like a kingdom? wtf is this BS? I guess I’m just not getting anything… 🤷‍♂️

But anyways, marriage is a formality, its mostly for legal rights and tax purposes.

If you two commit a crime together, you cant (in many jurisdictions) be compelled to testify against each other. So its a good idea if you wanna run a drug cartel.

I’m kidding 😁

But marriage is probably a good idea if you want children.

Just google “What are the benefits of marriage in [your jurisdiction]” and see if you like it.

Next General election isn’t until November 2026

Mullvad and IPVN has too few servers, its very likely all their IPs would already have been flagged. ProtonVPN has like 10,000 servers. (The CEO Controversy aside, it’s OP’s best bet for an IP that isn’t banned) ProtonVPN also accepts Cash.

Not sure how an .onion address helps?

If you are using Tor, the admins wont know who you are anyways.