As a patriotic American, I will no doubt buy a $34,000 USD half-ass built Chevy iPhone from Miss A. Sippy. /s Comes with Meim Kumpf and X (formerly known as something useful) pre-installed.

If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

Into which universe does your dick colapse?

You know damn well what you did, guy.

This fucking guy 😹

Word around town is that these two states would easily qualify as “shit hole countries” if they weren’t attached to the USofFuckingA.

That’s what he’s doing with the economy; flubbing. Fucking flubber, dude.

Fucking legend

They’re gonna figure out what everything is a-boot, ay?

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

And gargle ounces of goat jizz

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

Depends on the source quite honestly but generally speaking, I’ll pass. I prefer shredded glass and bit of lead.

I’d say more like NSFMB - not suitable for motor boating.

The whole foot? In a palace? Sounds amazing. I partake of camel soup too on occasion, but just the toe. although a bit slimy and quite tangy, it’s quite the delicacy. I find a palace setting to be ideal but from an unknown couch or floor ain’t too shabby either.

Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.

Was it right more than two times per day?

Bloody hell! So this is the Onion? The fucking world is upside down