But all of these things are now the greatest ever because Trump is president. We’re actually lucky they’re not more expensive/s

Not yet

and he obviously skips leg day

0:22 https://youtu.be/h7Nz6sTsAh4

Kazakhstan has the number Juan potassium

Has anyone made the, “taste better than it smells” post yet?

First command, “ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!”

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.

I’d like a pound of the Menthol flavored smoked Floun-dah.

Only one of these looks cool

Imagine the US losing the pacific coast?

I needs me one of these for my hikes through the woods. No zippers, or Velcro or buttons or nothing.

Can we call her Sudsy?

Not, “fuck me in the air tonight”?

People taking vitamins and vaccines when you can just ban illness! Novel approach.

If that unhoused dude couldn’t smell the main ingredient, he must have had long covid. And if he was allergic to peanuts or corn, that could’ve been his last PB&J.

Edit: am I’m getting downvoted for the use of “unhoused” or suggesting that the cop ate peanuts?

Bubbles ain’t got no sister, right?