Imagine the age gap relationship posts that we’d see in the LOTR universe.

Hey, does that mean we’re finally googleable? That’s pretty cool.

Mine do a little “brrrup?”

Is that universal?

I don’t trust it not to break.

Also they’re wildly expensive.

So anyone want to take a guess at the dimensions of the giant “fuck /u/spez” ?

This is how I do it, and literally nothing bad has happened. Break free from the matrix, y’all.

This is somehow more intimidating than uniforms.

Post Traumatic Growth

This image brought to you by the time-period when anything with young people had to have skateboarding, surfing, or roller blading.

It was the law.

Now the real question is: what are you going to edit this title to to make the commenters sound crazy?