Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor

“Narf!”

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

Isn’t it too early for another pandemic? Like, a century too early?

Ah right, for some reason I couldn’t read it properly. My bad

If they were parallel they wouldn’t meet. See °C and K

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Technically, yes… but if it’s in movie/show, you already know it’s fiction

I just imagined someone who’s smiling only while being looked at, and making an angry face otherwise. Perfect nightmare fuel

Skill issue

B-b-but… line must go up!

Just like my classmate many years ago: my phone rang during a class, and afterwards she advised me to put it in vibrator mode

Telegram has entered the chat

Then imagine this: people who send bursts of extremely short voice messages, like 1 to 3 seconds. For anything

The correct name is “waste of time”

If only it were this easy to convince them

I didn’teven know it had a secret panel until now