There are 10 kinds of people in this world

There are a great many Democrats who could have wiped the floor with Trump.

AOC would fucking shred him

Looks like a machine gun

– Sonia Sotomayor

Is it working though? Does discussion of what absolute dipshits they are further the cause? I bet I’d hear about it if they bombed a refinery, but that takes some pretty serious commitment.

If he succeeded in calling a convention the most likely outcome would be an abortion ban and national permitless concealed carry.

If that’s the case then I’d be pissed at whoever is supposed to handling PR for letting the story get out without framing it in the best light

If they had measurable productivity that was acceptable then who cares if they needed to step away for a while? Wells Fargo is sending a message that they care more about warm seats than actual results.

I think it might solve the problem. The parks might get even more expensive to curb demand, but people could afford to save up for it instead of going into debt and demand would be tempered by the fact that people could afford to do all sorts of other things with their free time.

The real takeaway here is that Wells Fargo pays for work that isn’t quantifiable via review of the work product. What are these people doing that produces nothing that can be reviewed to quantify their performance to such a degree that simple mouse movement is the only metric they can be judged by? If I were stupid enough to be invested in that criminal enterprise I’d be pissed.

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

I’m sure there are some flippers but it seems inevitable that many people will be disappointed with what they get after buying it on hype without even seeing one in real life

Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid

Really good chance there were no mushrooms at all and they got a bad batch of Chinese mystery chemicals

Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.

The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That’s the next event.

Pro gamer move when everyone keeps buying out your fav snacks

I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

Hang on, I’ve been injecting bleach on Trump’s recommendation. Do I need to switch to milk or add it to my usual system cleaning routine?