The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly

Same, do some people think it literally means the muscles have memory rather than you have the memory of what to do with your muscles?

Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

Oh OctopusCaveman, “wants to bone” was right there

Listen, that’s no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he’s doing his best!

Isn’t that how imagining anything works?

if you can stand looking at dead people’s bones

I much prefer it to looking at alive people’s bones

That’s the one, it’s how Phoebe and Gary meet

Wasn’t this an episode of Friends?

Non-findable trolls

Unless it’s actually a pair of them then no, and if some mod says otherwise then I don’t want to use their children’s internet

Yes, that is the joke

Don’t censor the word tits ya fucking prude!

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.

it’s easy to be communist of you only touched it online

This is almost certainly the case, these kids read about the ideals of communism and think it sounds great, and they know about how things are in the USA and think that’s bad. Two fair assessments, but they then deduce that the because capitalist America is bad, then Soviet Russia “communist” China must be good, ignoring the fact that every person who survived/escaped those reigemes described them as hell.

You could tell me that half of those are real streaming services that only exist in the USA and I’d believe you

That’s a bollard, not a lamp post

Deus Vult if you happen to be a crusader

Bullied by L’Academie for not respecting the French language, I’m sure

Haha what a funny and obvious fake tweet… oh no